Best quotes to send by SMS

Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.
Author: Richard Feynman
Photography, fortunately, to me has not only been a profession but also a contact between people - to understand human nature and record, if possible, the best in each individual.
Author: Nickolas Muray
Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Author: Aristotle
Plato is boring.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
Poetry is the deification of reality.
Author: Edith Sitwell
The best jokes to send by SMS

"Why are you studying your Easter
candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the
chocolate egg!"
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What's big and purple and hugs your Easter
basket?
The Easter Barney!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes