Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
Author: Mason Cooley

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Remember that lost time does not return.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: Earl Mac Rauch

Repression is not the way to virtue. When people restain themselves out of fear, their lives are by necessity diminished. Only through freely chosen discipline can life be enjoyed and still kept within the bounds of reason.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P
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Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
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What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.
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Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.
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When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
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