Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Author: Sir Richard Steele

I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.
Author: Monica Baldwin

Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.
Author: Sir Wilfred Grenfell

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.
Author: David McCullough

Our thoughts are free.
Author: Cicero

What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
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Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!
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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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