I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Author: Dan Quayle

Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Author: Chinese Proverb

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Author: Ogden Nash

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
Author: Harriet Martineau

I am in the prime of senility.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
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Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
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Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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