Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Author: Chinese Proverb

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Author: Ogden Nash

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
Author: Harriet Martineau

I am in the prime of senility.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
Author: Charles Lindbergh

Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
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Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.
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Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced 'Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word." The French man says, "True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful." "What's wrong with Schmetterlink," asks the German?
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