Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.
Author: Ralph Novak

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.
Author: Anthony Brandt

Real strength is not just a condition of one's muscle, but a tenderness in one's spirit.
Author: McCallister Dodds

Money alone sets all the world in motion.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash
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Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.
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An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?'' The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''
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Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!
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