People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Author: Ogden Nash

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
Author: Harriet Martineau

I am in the prime of senility.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
Author: Charles Lindbergh

Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.
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Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced 'Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word." The French man says, "True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful." "What's wrong with Schmetterlink," asks the German?
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
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Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
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