It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Author: Bishop Richard Cumberland

Put your whole self into it, and you will find your true voice. Hold back and you won't. It's that simple.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the afflicted. Said a wise man to one in deep sorrow, "I did not come to comfort you; God only can do that; but I did come to say how deeply and tenderly I feel for you in y
Author: Tryon Edwards

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Author: Dan Quayle

Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!
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A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: "Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give you two dollars. Everybody wins."
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Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!
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What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes