Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakeable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Author: Richard Dawkins

If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

Remember! Things in life will not always run smoothly. Sometimes we will be rising toward the heights - then all will seem to reverse itself and start downward. The great fact to remember is that the trend of civilization itself is forever upward, that a
Author: Endicott Peabody

I believe America's best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear.
Author: John Kerry

I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
Author: Edward Chilton

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
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All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!
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A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they would be of any assistance, the call was made. The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controllable parts. The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department's work and so grateful that his farm had been spared, that he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1000. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds. "That should be obvious," he responded, "the first thing we're gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck."
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Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
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Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.
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