Best quotes to send by SMS
Cicero Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Author: Cicero

Mason Cooley Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
Author: Mason Cooley

Benjamin Franklin Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Thomas a Kempis Remember that lost time does not return.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Earl Mac Rauch Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: Earl Mac Rauch

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ethnic jokes Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
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Ethnic jokes What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte
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Ethnic jokes What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?
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Ethnic jokes Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
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Firefighter jokes Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
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