Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.
Author: Lady Duff-Gordon

Quality in a product or service is not what the supplier puts in. It is what the customer gets out and is willing to pay for. A product is not quality because it is hard to make and costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically believe. This is incompe
Author: Peter Drucker

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Author: Robert Orben

Radio provides a place for me to not be alone. I still subscribe to the idea that I listen to a DJ because I care about what he or she thinks. I don't like to just hear my own voice."
Author: Celia Hirschman

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp." Patrick says, "that's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "no, he fell out of the machine gun tower."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes