Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down, smell the furniture. Today it just makes me feel wet.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.
Author: Ayn Rand

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
Author: Christopher Morley

Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Author: Don Marquis

Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.
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Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don't expect results.
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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective. A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.
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Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes