Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Public confidence in the integrity of the Government is indispensable to faith in democracy; and when we lose faith in the system, we have lost faith in everything we fight and spend for.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality.
Author: Norman Douglas

Question how much freedom your path affords you. Be utterly ruthless about it. It's your freedom that will get you to where you want to go.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Quotation ... A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because they give his meaning better than he can give it himself, or because they are beautiful or witty, or because he expects them to touch a cord of association in his reader,
Author: Henry W. Fowler

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" . "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week." "So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o
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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.
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Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"
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