Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
Author: Harriet Martineau

I am in the prime of senility.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
Author: Charles Lindbergh

Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.
Author: Hob Broun

Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced 'Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word." The French man says, "True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful." "What's wrong with Schmetterlink," asks the German?
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
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Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
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Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !
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