Proverbs are all very fine when there's nothing to worry you, but when you're in real trouble, they're not a bit of help.
Author: L. M. Montgomery

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Put yourself on view. This brings your talents to light.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not.
Author: Bible

Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
Author: Petrarch

Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.
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What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."
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A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked. "I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied. "Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"
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Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
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How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
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