If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Author: Harry Vaughan

Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
Author: Pythagoras

I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Author: George Jean Nathan

Remember Lot's wife.
Author: Bible

Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.
Author: Roy M. Goodman

Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
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An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer. Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.
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Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!
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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
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They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
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