Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Author: Sir Arthur Helps

It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
Author: Edmund Burke

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
Author: Karl Marx

Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.
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Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
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What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !
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Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52
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Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German whilst the Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home. First came the American and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms. Next came the Englishman speaking fluent German. They both gave their speeches and got a rousing round of applause. Suddenly, out came the Russian with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked up to the podium, snarled at the crowd, and asked "Has anyone got a friggin' match?"
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