Best quotes to send by SMS
Real Live Preacher I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you want to feel love, choose to love and be patient.
Author: Real Live Preacher

George W. Bush I believe that God has planted in every human heart the desire to live in freedom. And even when that desire is crushed by tyranny for decades, it will rise again.
Author: George W. Bush

Stephen Colbert I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
Author: Stephen Colbert

Mahatma Gandhi I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Martha Stewart I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time.
Author: Martha Stewart

The best jokes to send by SMS
Letter jokes Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.
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Letter jokes What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).
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Letter jokes How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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Letter jokes What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.
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Letter jokes What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !
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