Best quotes to send by SMS

In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few.
Author: Shunryu Suzuki
In the courtroom of the conscience, a case is always in progress.
Author: Dutch Proverb
I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.
Author: Joan Didion
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Author: Andy Warhol
In the long run, we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving.
Author: Sheldon Kopp
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is a twip?
A twip is what
a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes
What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Ice lolly !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
pet ?
It lives on ice !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What do you get
if you cross a
skunk with a bear ?
Winnie the Pooh !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes