Best quotes to send by SMS
Shunryu Suzuki In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few.
Author: Shunryu Suzuki

Dutch Proverb In the courtroom of the conscience, a case is always in progress.
Author: Dutch Proverb

Joan Didion I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.
Author: Joan Didion

Andy Warhol In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Author: Andy Warhol

Sheldon Kopp In the long run, we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving.
Author: Sheldon Kopp

The best jokes to send by SMS
Travel and tourist jokes What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
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Various animal jokes What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !
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Various animal jokes Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !
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Various animal jokes Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
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Various animal jokes What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !
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