Best quotes to send by SMS
William Blake He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
Author: William Blake

Mexican Proverb He who doesn't look ahead remains behind.
Author: Mexican Proverb

Friedrich Nietzsche He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Niccolo Machiavelli He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability to lay them afterwards, but they will be laid with trouble to the architect and danger to the building.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

African Proverb He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far off the town is.
Author: African Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.
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Insect jokes What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !
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Insect jokes What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !
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Insect jokes Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !
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Insect jokes What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !
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