Best quotes to send by SMS

He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
Author: William Blake
He who doesn't look ahead remains behind.
Author: Mexican Proverb
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability to lay them afterwards, but they will be laid with trouble to the architect and danger to the building.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli
He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far off the town is.
Author: African Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

First Caribou: What do
you call a bee that
can't make up his mind?
Second Caribou: A maybee.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the difference
between an elephant
and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have
elephants !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What's black, yellow and covered in
blackberries ?
A bramble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Can bees fly in
the rain ?
Not without
their little yellow jackets !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes