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I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
Author: Matt Groening

I just never let anything bother me, man. I know myself really well. Nobody's opinion of me can shake my opinion of myself.
Author: Ruben Studdard

I knew someone had to take the first step and I made up my mind not to move.
Author: Rosa Parks

I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
Author: Aeschylus

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.
Author: Patrick Henry

Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your supper.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes