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I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one.
Author: Elizabeth Janeway

If you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at least.
Author: Herman Melville

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Author: Amy Tan

If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
Author: Unknown

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
This is the joke from a category: School jokes