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I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.
Author: Jim Carrey

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Author: David T. Wolf

If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
Author: Seneca

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
Author: Christina Stead

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
Author: Tom Stoppard

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
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One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
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Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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