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Go, and never darken my towels again.
Author: Groucho Marx

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try.
Author: Mother Teresa

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
Author: J. G. Holland

God has always been hard on the poor.
Author: Jean-Paul Marat

God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.
Author: Voltaire

My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
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Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."
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Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
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Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes