Best Cell Phones

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Author: Tom Stoppard

In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
Author: Aristotle

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.
Author: Titus Livius

How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes