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I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
Author: Herbert Rappaport

I improve on misquotation.
Author: Cary Grant

I keep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

I know for sure that what we dwell on is who we become.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

I know indeed what evil I intend to do, but stronger than all my afterthoughts is my fury, fury that brings upon mortals the greatest evils.
Author: Euripides

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.
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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation
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Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.
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On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."
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What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!
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