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I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
Author: Dorothy Day

I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference after another.
Author: Ellen Goodman

I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views.
Author: Edith Wharton

I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out; that is the reason why I compose.
Author: Ludwig van Beethoven

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s. As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place... Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?" Cobra: "I don't know Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec !' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !'
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes