Best quotes to send by SMS

Each day provides its own gifts.
Author: American Proverb
Each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms.
Author: Gloria Steinem
Each person must live their life as a model for others.
Author: Rosa Parks
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Author: John Benfield
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Author: Unknown
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a
diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh
dear, that's a lot of calories !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
What kind of physician works on a
cruise liner?
A dry doc.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, my little brother
thinks he's a computer.
Well bring him in so I can cure him.
I
can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: "Good news you passed your
hearing test!"
Patient: "HUH"
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes