Best quotes to send by SMS
American Proverb Each day provides its own gifts.
Author: American Proverb

Gloria Steinem Each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Rosa Parks Each person must live their life as a model for others.
Author: Rosa Parks

John Benfield Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Author: John Benfield

Unknown Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Author: Unknown

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
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Doctor and nurse jokes What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"
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