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I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.
Author: Craig Newmark

I meant to write about death, only life came breaking in as usual.
Author: Virginia Woolf

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
Author: Rebecca West

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Author: Groucho Marx

Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.
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Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?
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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.
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