The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The mathematics is not there till we put it there.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Author: J. Paul Getty

The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The mind is slow to unlearn what it learnt early.
Author: Seneca

We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
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I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette. After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through." He walked out to the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around and came back, explaining, "I can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress. Maybe you'd better go talk to them." The second man walked toward the ladies, go halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back. He smiled sheepishly and said, "Small World!"
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A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does he end up marrying? The most beautiful one..
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