That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Author: Charles Lindbergh

That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

The absent are always in the wrong.
Author: English Proverb

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
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Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. "Where's George?" one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone. "He's about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there 'cause I figured ain't nobody 'bout to steal him."
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Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he explained to his assistant, "I'll climb this tree and shake the branches; if there are any baboons up there, they will fall to the ground - and the dogs will bite their tail and immobilise them so that you can pick them up quite safely and put them in the sack." "But what do I need the gun for?" asked the assisant. "If I should fall out of the tree by mistake, shoot the dog."
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