That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
Author: William Shakespeare

Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
Author: Elizabeth Warnock Fernea

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
Author: Knute Rockne

Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Author: Denise Levertov

The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Author: Havelock Ellis

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.
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Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.
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Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didn't join others and he says "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
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