The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The jungle is dark but full of diamonds...
Author: Arthur Miller

The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a helm which he obeys, which is the idea after which all his facts are classified. He can only be reformed by showing him a new idea which commands his own.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The king's might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.
Author: Herodotus

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
Author: Roscoe Pound

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
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