Best quotes to send by SMS

That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Author: Henry David Thoreau
If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.
Author: Nadine Stair
Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
Author: J. B. Priestley
That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle
The act of nutrition is not a purely physiological event... The family meal is a formality that cultivates in us... a capacity for sharing, generosity, thoughtfulness, a talent for civilized conversation.
Author: Francine Du Plessix Gray
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go
to? A:
Heck
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Q. What did
dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New
Jersey
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I
"NEED"
you!
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because
they'll
melt.
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Two Canadian hunters were driving through the
country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where
a
sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes