Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

That mine adversary had written a book.
Author: Bible

That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Author: Charles Lindbergh

That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg

Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.
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A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't read your hand." "Why?" the man asks. "I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.
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Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit
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Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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