The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
Author: Anatole France

The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Author: Ahad HaAm

The lines are fallen unto me in pleasant places.
Author: Bible

If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them." Murphy said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes