The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier.
Author: Alfred Lord Tennyson

The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation.
Author: John Dalberg

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
Author: James M. Barrie

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.
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What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes