That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life, but in a new way.
Author: Doris Lessing

That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
Author: William Shakespeare

Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
Author: Elizabeth Warnock Fernea

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
Author: Knute Rockne

Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Author: Denise Levertov

So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
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Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.
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