The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Author: Norman Brenner

The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The kind of beauty I want most is the hard-to-get kind that comes from within - strength, courage, dignity.
Author: Ruby Dee

The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Author: Carl Jung

The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think.
Author: John Burroughs

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes