I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Author: William Shakespeare

The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
Author: Thomas Merton

The less you can live on, the more chance your idea will succeed. This is true even after youve 'made it'.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?" "Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes