The key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success but significance - and then even the small steps and little victories along your path will take on greater meaning.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.
Author: Hodding Carter

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
Author: Roy Blount Jr.

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
Author: Anatole France

The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Author: Ahad HaAm

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes