No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Author: Sir Frederick G. Banting

Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

That mine adversary had written a book.
Author: Bible

That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Author: Charles Lindbergh

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.
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I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
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What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.
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Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.
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