If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy
Author: Francis Quarles

The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
Author: Ed Parker

The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
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The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing.
Author: Rufus Griscom

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Author: Kin Hubbard

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
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What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
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A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.
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