Best quotes to send by SMS
Herodotus The king's might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.
Author: Herodotus

Roscoe Pound The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
Author: Roscoe Pound

Henry Beston The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.
Author: Henry Beston

George Bernard Shaw The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Samuel Butler It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
Author: Samuel Butler

The best jokes to send by SMS
Letter jokes How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.
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Letter jokes Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Letter jokes What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Letter jokes What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.
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Letter jokes Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.
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