
The longest journey is the journey inward.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold
The love of democracy is that of equality.
Author: Charles de Montesquieu
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Author: John Barrymore
The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.
Author: Epicurus
I am made all things to all men.
Author: Bible

A man really
loved a woman, but he was
just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in
his years and
neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they
dated about once a
week for the past six years, but he was so timid he
just never got
around to suggesting marriage much less living together.
But one
day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls
her
on the phone, "June."
"Yes, this is June."
"Will you
marry me?"
"Of course I will! Who's this?"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Old Farmer
Johnson was dying. The family
was standing around his bed. With a low
voice he sad to his wife:
"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer
Jones."
Wife: "No,
I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson: "But I want you
to."
Wife: "But why?"
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a
horse deal!"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
A man was traveling down a country road when
he saw a large group of
people outside a house. He stopped and
asked a person why the large
crowd was there.
A farmer replied,
"Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she
died."
"Well,"
replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."
"Nope,"
said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his
mule."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Some people
ask the secret of Anthony's
long marriage.
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a
week: a little
candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk
home.
The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Son: How much does it cost to get married,
Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes