The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The kind of beauty I want most is the hard-to-get kind that comes from within - strength, courage, dignity.
Author: Ruby Dee

The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Author: Carl Jung

The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think.
Author: John Burroughs

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear ha
Author: Frank Herbert

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred." "But you can't write," Mom pointed out. "That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her. `Wait a minute,' he said, `you've written the address upside down.' `I know,' said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia.'
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes