The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
Author: Esther Dyson

The key to non-anxious sermon-writing is that its not about me. Its about the congregation. I honor the fact that the listeners bring more to the sermon than I do. I remind myself of the hundreds of times someone says, 'I loved how you said' and then tell
Author: Reverend Sean Parker Dennison

The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier.
Author: Alfred Lord Tennyson

The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation.
Author: John Dalberg

If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes