
The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think.
Author: John Burroughs
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear ha
Author: Frank Herbert
The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.
Author: William Shakespeare
Not going home is already like death.
Author: E. Catherine Tobler
The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
What two letters do you say when you
answer
the phone?
LO
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
"And how's yer wife, Pat?"
"Sure,
she do be awful sick."
"Is ut dangerous she is?"
"No,
she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not
without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest
regarding their disgraceful quarrels.
"Why, that dog and
cat you have agree better than you."
"If yer reverence'll tie
them together, ye'll soon change yer
mind."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Once there was a millionaire, who collected
live
alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.
The
millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day
he decides
to throw a huge party, and during the party he
announces, "My dear
guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I
will give one
million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim
across this pool full
of alligators and emerge alive!"
As
soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large
splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and
screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as
though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the
other side
with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The
millionaire was
impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible!
Fantastic! I didn't think it
could be done! Well I must keep
my end of the bargain. Do you want my
daughter or the one million
dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor
do I want your
daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that
water!"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes