The idea of legally establishing inalienable, inherent and sacred rights of the individual is not of political but religious origin.
Author: George Jellinek

I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey

The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat undignified to smile. But the smile must be of the right kind must have understanding in it, and friendliness, and a good deal of patience.
Author: Roderic Owen

I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
Author: Tom Hanks

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !
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