Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him the wine of experience, he presently found the taste of the lees rising as usual into his draught.
Author: Henry James

That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
Author: Aldous Huxley

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life, but in a new way.
Author: Doris Lessing

That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
Author: William Shakespeare

Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
Author: Elizabeth Warnock Fernea

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
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Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.
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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !
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Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
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